The House Review Part Two: Follow up

. Friday, November 14, 2014
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I feel this needs a dedicated post and I got some responses from TA's community and some follow up reviews which caught my attention and deserve a response:

First one is this review from "Ian Watsom"

Fabulous fabulous fabulous

"As a frequent repeat visitor to the House I was moved to write my second review by the crass and bitter and bitter review by "Value 1st" - see below. 
It may interest readers that this review appeared with 2 stars, was removed and then reappeared with 1 star - judge for yourself what this says about the author...appears to know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
The House has great, attentive staff and a very relaxed atmosphere. The large number of sociable repeat guests that we meet suggests that the House is indeed things that the vast majority of guests like.
Food is better than average and no more expensive than the rest of the west coast of Barbados which has many great restaurants.
Try it - I'm sure you'll like it a lot.


Lets take it apart shall we?

"As a frequent repeat visitor to the House I was moved to write my second review by the crass and bitter and bitter review" 

Ian, If you knew the whole story, you might understand why the my review is "crass"

"It may interest readers that this review appeared with 2 stars, was removed and then reappeared with 1 star - judge for yourself what this says about the author."

What does it tells about yourself - judging me without knowing full story, like the fact original review was posted with 3, not 2 stars.

appears to know the price of everything and the value of nothing. - 

Yes, I know nothing about good value, I have only traveled to ONLY 8 islands so far - What do I know?

Food is better than average and no more expensive than the rest of the west coast of Barbados which has many great restaurants.

Lets agree on one thing - Daphne's is REALLY no more expensive than the rest of the west coast of Barbados. They are ALL overpriced ! Hugely so ! As for what counts for average - Maybe the mediocre food is indeed the "average" in Barbados West Coast fine dining, but I would disagree it has to be. In fact we had delicious food on BB West Coast from much cheaper places, like simply amazing grilled Marlin or grilled chicken from Just grilling or great curries from Roti - right across road from The House

The thing with expensive restaurants - I do expect to eat amazing food. I expect my taste buds to celebrate. If you charge $$$$  - be sure to deliver $$$$ taste. We are regulars in finer NY food establishments and very familiar how great food should be composed and taste like.
Daphne's wasn't even close on taste or quality of food.

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Lets check out another one from Rachel: 

I stayed here with a girlfriend on a much needed week's break in February. It is easily the best hotel I have ever stayed at and I will certainly be returning. Yes I'm sure Sandy Lane has more facilities and more kudos but if you are looking for more of a 'stealth wealth' getaway then this is perfect in every way. The staff are all fantastic and the numerous extras really make a difference. The staff circulate every couple of hours with little pots of frozen yoghurt, fresh fruit, homemade lemonade, ice cream & water and the afternoon tea served on the deck daily was the best part of our day. (Included in our rate) Everything was immaculate, breakfast was lovely, our (front facing) room was just beautiful. I honestly can't fault it. The big squashy sunbeds round the pool were amazing and the complimentary massage was well worth having. I just can't wait to go back! They deserve all their success!


" It is easily the best hotel I have ever stayed at and I will certainly be returning." 

This is your first TA review and I got the feeling you haven't traveled much if at all. Returning to same place is never a good idea.

 Yes I'm sure Sandy Lane has more facilities and more kudos but if you are looking for more of a 'stealth wealth' getaway then this is perfect in every way.

Sandy lane has more facilities ???? Wut??? Wow. This "Rachel" is must be smoking something. 

Lets compare them for a second. Maybe the images would help to judge for yourself:


House Lobby

Sandy Lane Lobby

House Exterior


Sandy Lane Exterior

The House Pools
Sandy Lane Pools

The House living room

Sandy Lane living room

and lastly The house Mini Bar

vs Sandy Lane's


Did I made my point clear?? There is simply NO comparison, nor it not should be. 
Sandy Lane is MUCH more expensive (approx $400 vs $1800 per NIGHT) , but also MUCH more luxurious in every way.
Lets not forget for a second about Sandy Lane HUGE and immaculate Garden, Tennis courts (nine btw), private Gold course, spa and much much more. 
As for "stealth wealth" - Nothing is more stealth and private than Sandy lane - we walked by it bunch of time and yet to see even one guest due to privacy provided by of high fence and trees
It's not just the "facilities". 


"The staff circulate every couple of hours with little pots of frozen yoghurt, fresh fruit, homemade lemonade, ice cream & water "

Complete LIE. These things were in fact delivered to beach, but (except water) ONLY ONCE A DAY !!!
And on rotation. 

The House and Trip "advisor"

. Wednesday, November 12, 2014
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Sorry for completely unrelated to computer post, but I feel I need to rant - something I feel I'm quite good at.

We recently returned from a two weeks vacation in Barbados. Specifically we stayed entire time in hotel called "The House" located on so called "Platinum Coast" of Barbados. It has 4.5 stars and according to Tripadvisor reviewers it's the best hotel on the island.

It goes without saying that WE HIGHLY disagree. Numerous times I had tried to post an honest review and several times TripAdvisor had taken it down for idiotic reasons.

In fact we had witnessed many establishments in Barbados have overly positive reviews on TA... Something is fishy and stinky here.

No more !!!

This is MY blog and I am the writer, editor and owner here. I will publish what ever I think !

Again sorry for off-topic, but it must be done.

I will publish the review in full here and add things as I recollect

The original review (originally rated with 3 TA's stars):


First I 100% agree with Mjyz0 about "The House" is being FAR cry from #1 hotel in St. James, Maybe #1 value? but then again everything in BB is very expensive..
I think it's not fair by Mjvz0 to even mention Sandy lane resort. It's completely on a different planet in every sense, including the price - in Nov 2014 is starts at mind blowing $1800 (US) per night !!
Lets not compare apples and oranges here. You can't expect a comparison at  1/4 of the price.

There were some good points about the House, but I feel strongly leaving 3 star review due to HUGE overabundance of FAKE REVIEWS!!!! Do yourself a favor and read some of these 5 star review - most of them are one liners and nearly identical or using language which no one outside PR department uses. You have been warned !!

Pros:
We were "lucky" (*) and got garden view room with private pool. If I’m not mistaken only 2 other rooms could boast the same.
Included Breakfast is indeed a bit monotonous, but not identical daily. We had better and worse. So far we could find something which we liked daily. Free champagne is nice, but we don’t really care for it during breakfast.

Free 4pm tea service was nice addition - in addition to tea (no cheap Lipton here!) we got few small sandwiches and some sweets.
Bathroom was moderately updated and usable. Linens and Towels always spotless white.

WiFi is actually usable and reasonably fast (then it was working)
In room teapot, espresso machine were ok and Tea of choice is Twinings.
TVs in room had 40 channels or so including some premium channels.
AC in the bedroom was really quiet.
Service was mostly good, but then it’s pretty much expected of a hotel which aspires to be boutique.

Cons:
Service was ok, BUT last year we stayed at truly boutique resort on Curacao (5 stars btw) at very comparable price (!!) and enjoyed really amazing service. The House could learn a thing or two from them.


Remember that * near lucky room - yea - it had few drawbacks:
It is located right above the bridge and every single time car drove over it - it made HUGE noise in our room.
The wooden bridge:
Our room was right above it


Bathroom is absolutely TINY ! So tiny, we could barely use the double vanity without bumping into each other.
The mattress is VERY firm - you might like it - we didn't - it was extremely uncomfortable and sleep quality suffered hugely as result.

The hotel is really OLD.Think 50-60s It is partially updated, but we did not at any moment felt the "luxury". Most of renovation were done using cheaper materials and in most cases done without talent or skill. Case in point - Bathroom - you can't sit on the throne and close the door in this order without hurting your legs. The wall tiles are really not that great under close examination. The Toilet cover is mismatched and doesn't fit. The ceiling fan when replaced, left huge gaps around and it does not look professional or luxury.

Food:
"The house" doesn't have it's own restaurant so the food is catered by a neighboring "Daphne's", which like already mentioned - is OVERPRICED and food quality is FAR from the level it's prices would suggest. I mean - it's perfectly edible -  but for $30 (us) pasta dish I expected a small miracle.
BTW: Speaking of Daphne’s (and most other fine dining establishments on Barbados) - DRESS CODE IS REQUIRED !!!! Do pack your elegant clothing if you want to be allowed in. No flip flops nor short pants.

BBQ and 7 Course dining nights cost arm and leg - we haven't tried it yet, but at $80 (US) person I am less inclined to gamble.

Beach entrance to the water is pretty rocky and you if you have water shoes you would be much more comfortable. Beach service was almost non existent - only once or twice a day we were offered bottled water and that's about it, The rest of promised items like Ice Cream, Smoothies and Fruit salads  WERE ONLY available at exactly 2:30pm - and god forbid you ask for it at 3:30pm !!! The feeding time is over !!! It’s NOT being brought out to you as other reviewers had mentioned - you have to go to the bar area and ask for it - every single time!


As for "nice afternoon tea" so many english reviewer boast about - I am not from UK, but we both love drinking tea - even more than coffee, however not while it's 85F and no breeze ! The sandwiches which accompanied tea were never amazing. Maybe UK food is supposed to boring and stale - I don't know

TONS of homeless folk hang around right on the beach and right in front of the hotel. Constantly ether panhandling or selling crap. Honestly - If we spend whole day on the beach - we were approached at least 15-20 times a day !! And none of them can take no as an answer.
Hotel staff does very little about it.


There are some stray cats roaming around hotel dining area and begging for food. You might find it amusing, but it’s not hygienic and we noticed hotel staff petting and feeding them. Same staff which brings you your food. Back in US it would have been a huge food safety violation.

We would never go back here nor recommend you to do so. There are much better places to visit like St. Martin for example.

Just another BSA's rant about so called "easy"

. Monday, April 28, 2014
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After only 3 years break - I need another public rant is in order

Nothing drives me off the wall faster than someone none IT asks me to do something and adds - it's very easy. Especially then I never done it or very rarely do that.

If its so easy, why the heck you ask me to do it?? Do it yourselves - I am no longer bored - far from it...

The worst part is in fact the "application" I was a bunch of complex scripts wrapped around an semi-amateur made executable package.

Does this sounds "easy" to you yet? Now lets throw in the fact the installer is officially no longer supports windows XP, which most of our office pc's still running.

Of course it wasn't smooth and I had to do it several times till the installer started to run clearly and the end it worked as it should. Remember I just said - the OS I am installing it on XP is not officially supported?

Never truly easy and like always the devil is in the details and users often always will forget that.

F/S: NEC MultiSync LCD2080UX 20" White S-IPS Monitor 1600x1200

. Tuesday, August 16, 2011
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Details here : http://forums.audioholics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75573

How to fix June 7/2011–VLK Windows XP Activation Issue – Clock sync Error

. Tuesday, June 7, 2011
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This is borderline genius – Just turn the date one day earlier to June 6th and try activation again. After successful activation change the date back to 7th….

Thanks to Engless777 from Microsoft forums…